It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

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bangmelikey0urdrums:

'I like Luke because he's the hottest.'

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tvvink:

pro’s of dating me

  • i love being cuddled
  • i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
  • i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison

(via doubtful-neverland)

  • me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

lucyliuism:

i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY

(Source: lucyliuism, via 5secum)

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

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