hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
Every season of Doctor Who has That One Episode We Never Discuss.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
this could be us but u a video game character
Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin
Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit