gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via rememberingclifford)

qtmaster:

dewdrops-on-roses:

Every season of Doctor Who has That One Episode We Never Discuss. 

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consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via poorpvnk)

wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

(Source: gravityless, via trxyeshappypill)

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

(via poorpvnk)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via puke182)

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

(via puke182)

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

(via breathitallout)

flechter:

Ashton paid his grandparents back for his first ever drum kit um. goodbye.

(via causeclifford)